My new diet for the next 3 weeks:
My Mom, Dad, and I are doing a 21 day detox cleanse in preparation for Passover. I'm primarily interested in losing my gut but am open to clearing out my system. The cleanse is simple -- protein shake for breakfast, lunch with organic foods from approved list (51% raw minimum), and a protein shake for dinner. With regard to cleansing, I can say that I feel like pre-op colonoscopy patient, and every night for the past five days I've had weird and totally unrelated dreams.
Foods we can have:
Fruit: Whole fruits (including lemons and limes), unsweetened, frozen or water-packed, diluted natural juices
Dairy Substitutions: nut milk made from "clean" nuts (hazelnut, almond, walnut, pecan, brazil), unsweetened brown rice milk, seed milks like hempseed, sunflower, pumpkin, sesame, coconut milk (unsweetened and in small amounts)
Grains: Brown rice, millet, quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, teff, buckwheat
Meat: free-range chicken, turkey, duck, fresh ocean fish-pacific salmon, ocean char, halibut, haddock, cod, sole, pollock, tuna (preferably fresh, but canned is okay), mahi-mahi, lean lamb, water-packed canned tuna (watch out for the ones that have added soy protein), wild game
Plant based proteins: Split peas, red and green lentils, all legumes and beans (except edamame and peanuts)
Nuts and seeds: walnuts, sesame, pumpkin, brazil, sunflower, hazelnuts, pecans, almonds, cashews, hemp seeds, chia seeds, flax, nut and seed butters
Vegetables: everything except nightshades (eggplants, tomatoes, peppers and potatoes and no sweet potatoes or yams) consumed fresh/organic/local, raw, steamed, sauteed, juiced, roasted
Oils: Cold pressed olive, coconut, flax, sesame, almond, sunflower, pumpkin, walnut, coconut
Beverages: Filtered or distilled water, green tea, herbal teas, seltzer or mineral water, yerba mate, coconut water, kombucha (in moderation if you're already consuming it), fresh juices
Sweeteners: Brown rice syrup, agave nectar (in moderation), stevia
Miscellaneous: apple cider vinegar, balsamic vinegar, ume plum vinegar, rice vinegar, all spices (but try to avoid large amounts of red pepper, chili, cayenne, chipotle pepper), coconut amino acids, wheat free tamari, sea salt, all herbs (basil, cinnamon, cumin, dill, garlic, ginger, oregano, parsley, rosemary, turmeric, marjoram, cardamom, thyme etc. ), carob, raw cacao, miso, mustard (without sugar or preservatives)
Delicious food we cannot eat:
Fruit: Oranges, orange juice, grapefruit, strawberries, grapes, banana
Dairy: Eggs, milk, cheese, cottage cheese, cream, yogurt, butter, ice cream, non-dairy creamers
Grains: Wheat, corn, barley, spelt, kamut, rye, couscous, oats
Meat: Raw fish, pork, beef, veal, sausage, cold cuts, canned meats, hot dogs, shellfish
Plant based protein: Soybean products (soy sauce, soybean oil in processed foods, tempeh, tofu, soy milk, soy yogurt)
Nuts: Peanuts, peanut butter, pistachios, macadamia nuts
Vegetables: corn, creamed vegetables, sweet potatoes, tomatoes, potatoes, eggplants, peppers
Oils: Butter, margarine, shortening, processed oils, canola oil, salad dressings, mayonnaise, spreads
Beverages: Alcohol, coffee, caffeinated beverages, soda pop, pasteurized juices, soft drinks
Sweeteners: Refined sugar, white/brown sugars, honey, maple syrup, aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, evaporated cane juice, Splenda®, Equal®, Sweet’N Low®
Miscellaneous: Chocolate (processed with dairy and sugar), ketchup, relish, chutney, soy sauce (with gluten, sugar, and gmo soybeans), barbecue sauce, teriyaki, other condiments
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
2 days in Chucktown
Charlestown was a cultural letdown but a gastronomic paradise (please look to the next few posts, where I will comment on our dining experiences). Surprisingly, the most interesting part of the city was the massive bridge, 10 lains across and beautifully constructed. We stayed across the river in MT. Pleasent at the Old Village Post House, a quaiant, picturesque inn. I can only fault the lack of an exercise room, from which I normally have been able to counter the feelings of guilt associated with gorging myself, 3 meals a day, hoovering everything In sight for two straight weeks. We spent our two days exploring the historic area of the city, which included visiting the market, kitchen supply shops with my dad, and the the College of Charlestown. I think Charlestown was ultimately a letdown because it tried -- and failed -- to be something it's not ... A quaint European-style town. Who knows though ... Maybe I'm crazy.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
First African Baptist Church
In my experience, attending a local church has the opportunity to be a cultural highlight of any trip. As it was with Joel Osteen in Houston, attending First African Batist was a truly magical occasion. The particular Sunday morning service was musical, uplifting, educational, and at times even inspiring. Locals donned big hats and colorful outfits; all stood, hands raised in the air, praising and praying. The music itself was exceptionally entertaining, only to be outdone by the Pastor's sermons, which, in addition to religious scripture, included admonition against gang violence and recommendations to use the Bible-app on congregants' smart phones. Every one was so friendy and welcoming -- attending a baptist church in the deep South is a must do for anyone.
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Island hopping to Savannah
We're heading northward back to Rhode Island, but because we're traveling by car, we've had the opportunity to visit unique, one-would-not-expect destinations (and restaurants, for the food obsessed among us). From Useppa, we headed to St. Simmons Island, Georgia, which proved a deep-South culture shock for up tight New Yorkers. That night, with no regard to our longevity, health, or arteries, we enjoyed truly delicious southern shrimp and grits. The next morning, we visited Jekyll Isand, Georgia, the birthplace of the Federal Reserve (see "The Creature from Jekyll Island). Though topographically beautiful, there is little to see, and after a quick lunch, we drove to Savannah. Cuban Food tonight was a welcome change of pace and more to come from Newt territory tomorrow. As a side, I just watched "Game Change" on HBO, and found it absolutely excellent.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
A day in the life of ...
My shrink and I have been working on "living in the present." Whereas neurosis and existential angst can sometimes be my norm, here on Useppa, I've truly been existing in the ether. Each morning, I wake up around nine and enjoy a few cups of coffee, my customary fruit bowl, and cottage cheese. After an hour of digestion, I venture to the fitness center, and work out in the presence of lovely and friendly Useppa locals, most of whom are 50 years senior to me. After lunch, I enjoy reading in the house hammock, basking in the comfort that I'm minimizing my risk of melanoma and other insidious types of skin cancer. As the sun wanes, Charis, my Mom, Dad, and I split our time between tennis, the hot tub, the pool, ambling on the beach, frisbee, and watching competitive croquet. In fact today, we visited the Useppa Island museum; who knew the US practiced the Bay of Pigs invasion here! It would appear this level of relaxation now qualifies me to work at a crunchy health food store.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Eating at Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
So we're all on a much needed vacation. The family, as we have in the past, opted to road trip down to Florida, which in part became highly attractive now that we have 1) a new licensed driver and 2) a four door car with good mileage (whose battery doesn't explode on impact, coincidentally). Somewhat nauseous from Red Rooster, we woke up at 4am, and slogged down the eastern seaboard for two days, stopping in Savannah, Georgia, the first night and Sarasota, Florida the second. Being the foodies that we are, we've tried to eat well along the way and have a made a few stops at joints Guy Fieri visited including:
- The Village Cafe (Richmond, VA): Redefines the meaning of big portions, and explains the US Obesity epidemic
- The Metro Diner (Jacksonville, FL): Salad with steak and french fries ... enough said. We ultimately decided against the bacon cheese burger caked between two grilled cheese sandwiches
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Red Rooster
I can now count myself in the company of our President, who recently dined at this ultimately confusing and over-hyped eating establishment. It's always exciting for me to eat at a restaurant of acclaim. Marcus Samuelson's celebrity only fueled my expectations, which were quickly tempered by his all over the place, clinically ADHD menu. From Swedish Gravlax and Southern Fried Chicken (aka Yard Bird) to Indian spiced collard greens and Ethiopian inspired fish over bacon studded grits, the confusing menu left much to be desired (and please don't let me forget the profoundly uncomfortable chairs)! Lest I seem too cyclical, I should mention that I did enjoy my meal, but have no desire to ever return.
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